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Sexiest Librarian Alive

OK, I took some cold pills and I’m thinking strange. Has American Libraries or Library Journal ever considered a sexiest librarian alive issue?  Too much fun LMAO. Some business tactics just might not translate but it could work for #partyhearty and #makeithappen at ALA Midwinter.

Here’s a start on an anthem:
Based on one hit wonder “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred

I’m Too Sexy (for my library)

I’m too sexy for my bun
Too sexy for my book
Books are going to leave me
I’m too sexy for my desk
Too sexy for my shelves
So sexy it hurts
And I’m too sexy for online
Too sexy for the web
Facebook and Tweeting
And I’m too sexy for your branch
Too sexy for the board
No way I’m not story telling
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn in story hour
Yeah on the floor with the pillows, yeah
I do my little turn on the floor
I’m too sexy for my cart
Too sexy for my cart
Too sexy by far.
And I’m too sexy for my card
Too sexy for my card
What do you think about that?
I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the refdesk
Yeah on the refdesk on the refdesk, yeah
I shake my little bun on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my
Too sexy for my, too sexy for my
‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the circdesk
Yeah on the circdesk yea on the circdesk, yeah
I shake my little bun on the catwalk
I’m too sexy for my OPAC
Too sexy for my OPAC
Poor OPAC poor catalogue
I’m too sexy for my books
Too sexy for my books
Book’s are going to leave me
And I’m too sexy for this song

 

Step back from the karaoke.

Lordy keep me off the meds.

Stephen

 

Posted on: November 17, 2011, 11:47 am Category: Uncategorized