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Zoom Haiku

Just because …

By Matt Reed

April 28, 2021

“Ring light, microphone

Meeting is about to start

Here’s the garbage truck

Everyone on time

Feels uncanny, somehow wrong


Brady bunch boxes

Colleagues in two dimensions

Jamie, you’re on mute

Dress shirt, neatly pressed

Sweatpants, relatively clean

Try not to stand up

PowerPoint slide deck

Trying to pay attention

Mike’s dog steals the show

Horrifying dose

Of painful self-awareness

Do I look like that?

Time to wave bye-bye

It feels a little silly

But kind of charming”



Posted on: April 30, 2021, 1:58 pm Category: Uncategorized

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